More Shower to You
Maybe we should wait 30 or 45 minutes before we go in there.
Look, nobody likes cleaning a bathroom. I get it. Unspeakable things happen behind closed doors.
But take a deep breath (before entering), because we got this. I'm as non-toxic as your kitchen cleaner but specially formulated to tackle problems unique to bathrooms. I don't just clean bathroom surfaces with soap scum, mineral deposits and water spots, I freaking emulsify them.
While your stuff don't stink, most does. That's why I deodorize while I clean. I'm basically the Justin Timberlake of bathroom cleaning. I can sing and dance, OK?
And once I've done my job, you can go back to reading the paper. Wait, nobody does that anymore? Chalk it up to another pastime ruined by the iPhone.