Everything and the Kitchen Sink
There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you were thirsty. Then cry.
The perfect combination of brains and brawn, I'm tough on grease but gentle on your surfaces. And just as my name implies, spray me on whatever you want in the kitchen. Except food. I'm non-toxic, but I'm also non-tasty. If you spray me on a food-bearing surface, be sure to rinse it before eating. (Our lawyers made us say that.)
If you're dealing with a really nasty spill or grease buildup, let me sit there a little longer. Really, I don't mind the wait. Whether you have fancy-schmancy marble countertops or a grill that hasn't been scraped since the Cowboys' last Super Bowl, I'm your cleaner. Now smother me with that wash rag and let's do this.